Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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