Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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