How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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