No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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