these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
