I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Too much gin, very little bucket
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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