how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Sorry my hands just texted you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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