Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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