And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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