If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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