I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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