Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize