Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
then he tried to convert me to islam
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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