maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm sobbing to NWA
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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