Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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