i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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