that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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