I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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