Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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