I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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