Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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