i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
sarcasm needs its own font
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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