I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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