Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
