In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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