Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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