i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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