she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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