There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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