think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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