i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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