You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have fence marks all over my body
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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