I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize