At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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