Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
