You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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