talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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