dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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