Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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