One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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