I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
