What a fucking waste of an outfit
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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