Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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