i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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