She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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