If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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