nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
even my farts smell like vagina
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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