I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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