How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
smell my finger.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was like getting head from an anaconda
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
