Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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