I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
